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Austin, sir, 16, junior, and I live in the strikingly homosexual city of Chicago, Illinois. I'll live in a tree one day and I play the double bass~

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geeksotospeak:

99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat

glamydia:

thorki:

dysexila:

jennstarkid:

howinternet:

Mr. Krabs is 70 years old.

His eyes are green

he’s 7 inches tall

he weighs 5

his first name is Mr.

feliznavidont:

i swear to fuck

(Source: teachmeloveplz)

unimpressedcats:

I touch ur foods when u no look

(Source: plantfriend)

goatmusk:

i always feel inclined to reblog this because it is literally the best hair flip in the history of hair flips

thenaebyrd777:

inhalers:

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

the fact that this would work on me has me concerned

(Source: inhalers)

illusionvirus:

purgatorybitches:

I’m still laughing my ass off at my desktop.

internet explorer looks so suspicious
what did he do this time

catnus:

You see these arms? *flexes* wii sports resort

textpostsrus:

i just asked my brother where he hid the nutella

he said “i’m nutelling you”

(Source: drunk-tattoo)

thepioden:

hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire

very very slowly.