andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

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shewasahiphiphiplady:

unholykingofkings:

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lovelofi:

Instant Photo Transfers With Blender Pens

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astound:

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

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have-a-happy-period-always:

when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2

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windayy:

When you remember something embarrassing/painful from the past and you’re just like

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bearholdt:

Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.

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donatellavevo:

current mood: oprah running on hot coals

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greatwhiteprivilege:

do u ever realize how ugly u really are and it just ruins ur day

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oknope:

i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge

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greathaircut:

i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it

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1like1prayer:

walk walk fashion baby

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ronaldtherapist:

actual storyline from american horror story

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